With DATING CARDS!

Can you imagine the reaction “Chad” would get handing these out to the lucky ladies at the bar?

“Here’s my dating card.”

“Umm… thanks.”

“Oh, it’s not weird… I swear. I didn’t even pay for them. I got 250 free on the Internet.”

“Right”

“So can I buy you a Jagerbomb?”

“No.”

Poor VistaPrint is running out of use case scenarios for their online advertising.