I was thoroughly disappointed by this year’s Superbowl ads. You’d think that if a company decided to drop a couple mil on an ad, they’d make it remotely entertaining… or… <gasp!> memorable.

I still haven’t figured out why there were ballet dancing football players with lizards.

And don’t even get me started on invented words. Last year, Taco Bell started talking about how their food was “melty” and now Bud Light has superior “drinkability”? Please.

Since the bar was set so low, my favorite commercial this year was the E*TRADE babies.