So on my way back to work after lunch today, I saw a Smart Car. You know, one of those teeny little two-seater cars touted to be the newest way to love on Mother Earth? I might save some money on gas and finally learn how to parallel park… but I’m pretty sure I’d die if I got into a car accident in one of those babies

…and I drove a Geo Storm when I was in high school.

But now that Oscar Meyer downsized the Weinermobile, I guess it’s time we all reconsider our lifestyles (and sweet rides).